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Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
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Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
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The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
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