Sponge bath it is.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
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