Girls should come with a carfax report
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
Alive.
So much puke
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
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