Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
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