Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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