Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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