i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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