I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
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