I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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