hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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