It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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