singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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