and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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