Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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