He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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