Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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