We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
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