we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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