So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
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