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Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
I got inside last night via doggy door
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
You don't make any sense
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He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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