There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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