it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
A bitchslap is in order.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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