she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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