Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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