Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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