So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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