just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
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