so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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