But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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