I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
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