Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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