You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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