it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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