Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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