Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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