dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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