Why is half of me covered in green stuff that won't come off?
You stripper-danced on a light pole in the quad. It had fresh paint on it.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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