I love black thongs
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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