my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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