i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
Randomize
