she smelled like a LAN party
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
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