i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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