ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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