i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
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