why didn't you poke me back
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
Randomize
