Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
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