he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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