And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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