would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
I understand Curling. That high.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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