Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
The adults are the big ones right?
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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