you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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